“That checkered pattern needs to go to hell, especially when it’s inconsistent.” —anonymous “Low-rise jeans, please. I’m still recovering from the trauma last time they were trendy. No thanks.” —sarahelizabethr “I’m still traumatized from that whole period where, if you dropped something on the floor, you’d have to maneuver yourself into pretzel-like shapes while picking it up to avoid showing several inches of ass crack.” —juliaw1 “Super chunky loafers with socks. I think regular/slightly chunky loafers are cute, but the super chunky ones with socks? No. Definitely something we’ll all look back on one day and say, ‘Omg, why?’” —meganj4de94706a “I’m not a fan of chunky shoes, but perhaps it’s because I know how that trend will evolve — to those horrible duck-beak-shaped ones, which will then evolve into those ridiculously long, pointy shoes, which were the worst! Trust me, these cycles just keep repeating.” —luthy_one “Makeup that makes you look like a Bratz doll. Overdrawn lips, contour, fake lashes that look like a spider. It would be cool to see people have an appreciation for their natural features.” —ehch “Crop tops. Can we please go back to fitted full-length shirts? I don’t necessarily want to expose my stomach, but I don’t want to wear a pillowcase for a shirt either.” —panda_13 “Crop tops for sure. They’re not flattering for a lot of people, and I don’t like walking around with my stomach and back showing/being cold. Bring back shirts with a normal length.” —s463b03bd4 “Nearly everything from the early ’00s.” —micahdr “Those small, usually-tinted fashion sunglasses. What kind of UV rays are those supposed to be blocking?” —anonymous “Bucket hats need to go back to 2001.” —anonymous “For the love of all things tasteful and flattering, can we PLEASE do away with cropped pants? How does shortening anyone’s silhouette actually look good? And then, to add insult to injury, they often make those cropped pants unhemmed which is just a bad look. Pass.” —anonymous “Can we finally wave bye to skinny jeans? I really don’t like that they’re the majority of jeans available in stores.” —anonymous “Super high-waisted jeans! For the love of all things fashionable, STOP. I want something that highlights and complements me, not a terrible flashback to childhood where nothing fits right. SNL made a video MOCKING mom jeans for crying out loud. That plays in my head every time I try on pants that go up past my belly button.” —anonymous “Those high fashion body suits where the spandex goes over the shoes. I still don’t understand how that works…” —wittymoon36 “Those outfits where the gloves are connected to the sleeves. That shit was weird from day one.” —vickif439da09e9 “Brushing your eyebrows up and then gelling them that way. It looks horrendous.” —gingeroni “It’s damn near impossible to find gym shorts that aren’t skin-tight spandex! Gimme my loose gym shorts back.” —sdhendrix182 “Fast fashion.” —hufflepuffannie “Oversized everything, but particularly blazers and pants. I personally don’t want to look like a little kid that raided my dad’s closet! It can translate beautifully to a ~lewk~ on others, but on me, it just looks like it fits poorly.” —alys4b4e83fd5 “Definitely the super oversized stuff. As a petite woman, it SUUUUUCCKS that the smallest size available is still drowning me in fabric.” —panda_13 “Mullets. They’re bad on everyone.” —anonymous “The way the floor-skimming ones would just soak up everything the moment it rained. Ewwww.” —juliaw1
