Dear friend, “I hope you have a lovely Christmas with your family. Here in Australia, Christmas is commonly celebrated with a barbecue feast and cans of alcoholic beverages. You always end up eating too much food and everyone likes a good sleep after over eating. Thank you for being a genuine friend. I consider you to be amazing and fun. Goodbye,PetaP.S. I hope Santa Claus brings you a large amount of presents." “G’day Mate,Hope ya have a bloody good Chrissie with the rellies. In Straya we celebrate Chrissie with a barbie and some tinnies. I always end up full as a goog and in the owo have a nap. Thanks for being a fair dinkum mate, you’re grouse.Hooroo,PetaP.S. Hope Santa brings you heaps of pressies.” “Wow, can you believe it’s Cheermas once again? Wow. I mean come on! Merry merry cheer pow BANG! May all the cheer cheer spirits enter your body and make your body feel warm and fuzzy as they take control. Submit to the cheer cheer. They are the true masters. Submit. They are the true masters. Submit. We love you 100% of the time!! Kisses and hugs to you and may Santa home invade you. Xo”
